POW 07: Aunt Anna

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Aunt Anna

Aunt Anna can fix anything –
a PARIS skates, a cup,
If your pants rip INDONESIA
just HAVANA sew them up!

My grandma wears a 2-foot wig
that’s held on with APE pin,
But if you think her hair is big,
EWE OTTER SEA URCHIN

Excerpted from: Rhyme and PUNishment: Adventures in Wordplay
Brian P. Cleary